Why are they called palm trees when they wont even fit in my hand
[falls in the shower] parkour
He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet
i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up
i fucked up so much
i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much
I don’t understand people who like restrict them selves from posting something or doing something on Tumblr, like just do it.
If you’re here to please other people you failed at Tumblr.
happy easter you little munchkins
can’t wait to own dogs with u